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A few reasons, brothers and sisters, why this place is about to be party quad na style. for one, we have completed two days of language study, AHA! so, soon i can say something intelligible to somebody other than to a huaja. among many useful things like how to buy mooz and 3eesh (ignore my attempts at transliteration), we have also learned that p's are hard to come by (don't worry, we can't say a lot of things either so they are probably way sweeter than i could ever wish to be). there is bebsi, bizza, and bicnic :)

But do not fret, these little ubdates don't come without their berks. some of you will be bleased to know we are in the brocess of introducing nub-ball and bullmoose to our sweet, yet boor and unsusbecting city. boss man likes the idea of nub-ball, and stand-in mother is curious about bullmoose. needless to say, both are sweeping the world, and hobefully as instruments of beace. i've embellished this a tad for comedic effect, of course. just know that all is well.

Bresent needs:
Language soaking sbonge thing for a brain,
And wisdom and time management and a bioneer sbirit.

Bresent certainties and thanks:
There is a fountain,
The fountain was already here,
And the fountain is moving us along.

Beace be.